The Kush Support is a totally serious product, I thought it was a joke but after some investigating (aka googling) I can confirm that the Kush really is something that women (maybe some men) pay real (not monopoly) money to have in between their breasts.
The picture says it all. I took it from their site. They even have skin tone coloured ones for fair and dark skinned breasts. I guess the idea is for them to blend in. Not sure how any phallic shaped foam covered plastic object could blend in with a woman's bosom...
The Kush is designed to "offer comfort for:
Side Sleepers
C-Cup Breasts or Larger
Breast Implants
Post-Operative Recovery
Pregnancy
Nursing Mothers
Preventing Cleavage Wrinkles
Proper Spine Alignment "
Also on the Kush site Kathinka Chandler (lets not make jokes about her being a big "thinker" now will we?) CEO says that:
A few years ago, I began to notice the appearance of wrinkles in my cleavage area. No matter how much I used creams or exercised, the creases didn’t go away. So I began to research the cause and learned a lot.
Now, as a result of developing her absolutely amazing product our mate Kathinka the Thinker not only sleeps easy at night but she says I feel better about my appearance during the day. Kush is a dream come true.
So there you go ladies. Another fabulous product. It's fair to say this one won't be making it's way over to my weekly Monday Giveaway section anytime soon. So sorry to disappoint, at least I gave you a laugh though. Right? TGIF. Have a great weekend! Back shortly to draw our Pork Chop winner!
Wow, you can really buy everything can’t you? I can’t say that cleavage wrinkles is on my top 10 list of things to worry about in life!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I have been sooooooooooooo concerned about those breast wrinkles!! I think I may have to order several of these puppies: one for between my boobs, one for under each boob (maybe it will stop their migration to my waist!) And one for under each butt cheek! As a result, I could be the first non-actress retiree to be invited to pose for a Playboy cenerfold! I can hardly wait!
ReplyDeletehow have I survived 28 years on this planet without this! what is with the pink 'nipple' on the end??? I bet the women who buy these also buy those backwards dressing gowns I see on KerryAnne!
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought I had everything. TOO funny.
ReplyDeleteSome people really have a lot of time on their hands. Or should I say between their boobs! :D
ReplyDeleteBreast Wrinkles?! I am definitely larger than a C-cup, and I have breast fed, and the though of breast wrinkles has NEVER crossed my mind... just when I thought I had come to grips with "getting older"-yes I understand that 24 turning 25 is not "old" but more wrinkles to worry about are seriously the last thing I need... he he he Thanks so much for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteoh to have the boobies to get wrinkles there! breastfeeding 3 and ranging from a size 0 to a size 16 in my adult years means there are no boobies to put a kush support in!
ReplyDeleteyou think you've seen it all and then you see the kush!
too funny! where do you get this stuff?
heh we'd love to have you at our next craft day! it was great to have everyone in the right demographic.....mummies who like craft, cooking and talking!
Corrie:)