Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Nice to "meet" you... sort of.

My husband calls me "the magnet". Not because I randomly stick to the fridge or set off the metal detectors at airports but because of the strange people who are drawn to me when we are out and about. On the train, bus, plane, no matter where we go in the world if there is a nutty person about you can be sure to find them chatting to me. It made for some interesting nights out when I was single. Not.

It's not that I'm oblivious to the nuttiness, oh no I am very perceptive. I see the nut a mile off. I know that if it is a chatty nut, then there is no point running, the nut will find me. I've tried to do the nod and smile thing but you know how talkative I am. My version of silent treatment still contains words. My husband says it encourages the nuts but I feel so sorry for them. I'd hate it if I said something to a stranger and they ignored me so I always end up chatting.

It happened on the way back from our Thailand trip in February. I accidentally befriended some sort of drug lord. Well that's what my husband thinks anyway. This rather colourful character who kept calling me bella and chatting to me like an old friend. He told us he had a small jewellery store in a tiny NSW coastal town. He said he flew to Thailand 5 times a year to attend gem fairs and 20 years ago he spent some time up in the hills of Thailand with his wife.

Fair enough, you say. What makes him a drug lord? My husband tried talking to him about a mining company he had floated, you know since he was into gems and all and he very quickly changed the topic. When asked how business was going in at the height of the GFC he actually said it was booming and the retail sector was doing the best it had done in years. Umm ok.

He also mentioned he only ever goes first class and for a country town jeweller it all seemed a little odd. He spent a fair amount of time name dropping as well. When we got home, me being the avid researcher that I am (aka nosey parker) I looked him up. There is no way that store turns around the sort of cash he'd need to jet about the way he does. So my husband's theory of the drug lord made a little bit more sense and it also adds some sparkle to an otherwise boring travel story.

Now that I have this funny little blog, the same thing happens via email. My husband says I shouldn't reply to the really nutty ones and let me tell you they are rather odd but I feel so bad I always do and then the sagas begin. Now you know what he sent me this morning my dear husband?

He sent me THIS article. It is horrifying. Another story out of the US about a woman who made friends with someone online who later killed her and removed her baby from her womb. The baby also died. Tragic story. My husband thought I should read it in light of my magnet problem.

Thanks dear. Now I feel ill. Shudder.

So tell me, are you also a magnet? How about online? It also just ocurred to me that maybe you think you are the magnets and I am the crazy person. Oh dear.


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17 comments:

  1. If I saw that picture of Korena Roberts online there is no way known that I would meet her in person. Talk about crazy eyes! I do however have one of those faces that people like to tell me their life story not that I come across nut jobs it might also be that I just don't notice.

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  2. Yes, unfortunately the testosterone that fuels the male brain floods the synapses that work on logic and reasoning. One phrase men seldom consider is As IF....she would be interested be me. I believe all women are magnets, online and off. The sad truth about it is that we attract maggots and not marvels haha!

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  3. im a magnet too. im such a chatty person and coming from a small town where everyone knows everyone and you ALWAYS say hello on the train i cant help myself if someone starts talking to me. but there are times when i try to avoid it and i do the smiles and nods too! hehe. though like you i have the gift of the gab and can never shut up.

    if im real desperate to shut myself up - il get my phone out, feel too rude if i get my ipod and il text someone asking them to call. shifty eyes hehe - it works :)

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  4. My husband often comments that i have a Flashing Gaint L on my head allows losers to gravitate to me , They just seem to always find me ! My best friend told me it was casue i have a sweet kind face. My husband thinks it is casue they feel like i fit in !

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  5. The sad thing is that that's been going on for years. I watched a doco on the way over to NYC - Who Stole my Foetus. It was horrible. Disgusting.

    In other news - I attract the weird ones also. Always.

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  6. Oh Kahlee it's atrocious, I saw a doco on the crime channel when I was up late feeding my newborn. can you imagine? I couldn't get to sleep after that. Must have been the same show.

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  7. Yep, I'm a magnet, too. Was in Coles the other day when some random woman came up to me at the checkout and started asking about Small Child (and touching her...eek! She kept hanging around...and around...til it was very obvious she wasn't quite right. By the time I'd paid and was ready to go I had the pram in a very tight grasp for fear she was going to babynap my Little! Couldn't get out of there fast enough...

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  8. I only had to read the first paragraph of that story and it made me ill. So sad. I am the opposite, I think I exude a "don't talk to me" aura, which is quite handy really.

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  9. Oh that has made me feel really ill and majorly paranoid about my blog. Now I understand why so many of you stay so anonymous (pics etc..) I mean, I understood before but when you start getting lots of followers.. you just dont know who is out there. I am silently freaking out now!

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  10. Was it the doco with the two little boys - who now live with their grandfather? And the eldest was just a baby when somebody killed his mother (and I think his older sister), and stole the baby from his mother's uterus? It was horrible. I can't believe people out there would do something so horrible

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  11. PS - I am definately one of those people who attract the freaks. When I was 17 and on holiday with my family in Greece, we befriended (my whole family suffers from this problem) a very wealthy old Norweigan man who turned out to be a major psyco.. he tried to convince my mum to let him take me back to Norway with him as his 'personal secretary/escort'. Thankfully she politely declined and we left the country! I now have what I call an inbuilt 'Dodge-o-meter' which is extremely good at picking the freaks from a distance and avoiding them at all costs.

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  12. I can have a conversation with a brick wall. So can my husband Z. So we both attract nutters.

    When we went to the NT a few years back for a holiday, we made friends with the only Eastern European family in Katherine. Within about 3 hours, we were at their place having a BBQ, playing with their kids and hearing about their born again Christian religious beliefs. Along with some horrific views about the local Aboriginal population.

    We left that dinner quick smart, proclaiming to have 'an early start' in the morning...

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  13. Snap ! My hubby sent me that article as well then goes on to tell me he doesn't want people coming here to pick up ebay things anymore as they might burst in and steal the Nut. He told me we should install a flap on our security door so I can hand things through it. Bahahahaha. He was serious!

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  14. Anyone who is polite is, you can't just ignore people, no matter how crazy they are.

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  15. I used to be a magnet, but when I was about 18 I had problems with 2 men. One who was still a child, 16 (and happened to be a co-worker), and one with a man who was my Dad's age that was a delivery man for the company. After that I put a wall up, I cut things short and don't make eye-contact. Sometimes I do the "oh I have to go. Bye" When I first met my bf he said that he always felt like I "had something better to do".

    My boyfriend is a magnet with people. He can have a conversation with anyone! And those nutty people always gravitate to him. He says there is nothing wrong with making conversation with others. *shrugs*

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  16. Okay, that's hilarious.
    I was thinking maybe you are telling me I am the crazy nut?

    I think it's kind of you to talk to the nuts...expecially when it is in a public place and you have your hubby nearby.
    It seems right to treat someone/anyone with some respect.

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  17. Sh*t, does that make me a nut for emailing you after my Tinker spotting on the weekend? Probably best that I didn't approach R!!! Sorry, I don't want to appear stalker-ish.....but now I feel like apologising is just making me look worse........

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